Turkey Frank

 Seeing as one of the first parodies we posted at the minor premise was regarding the inappropriate use of messaging technology to send lewd messages to subordinates we could not resist the recent to-do over a certain married congressman's twitter correspondence with a young staffer. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Please Don't Tweet a Crotch Shot (to the tune of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot")
by Dminor and Cminor (apologies to Eddie Schwartz (composer) and Pat Benatar (performer))


Well, you're a New York Weiner with a long history
Of keeping New York's 9th for the party D:
Congressmen who are in their forties
Shouldn't send pics of their junk to hawtties.

Please don't tweet a crotch shot!
You shouldn't tweet a girl a crotch shot!
Please don't tweet a crotch shot
Put it away!

You're name is not Adonis; your looks are fair --
Don't want to see underwear.
Got to say that your best side
Is not in a place that clothing would hide.

Please don't tweet a crotch shot!
You shouldn't tweet a girl a crotch shot
Please don't tweet a crotch shot
Put it away!

Well, you're a Congress member; you would think you would know
That tweeting naughty pics means that you should go.
Before you took a risque shot with your camera phone,
You should have thought of your married life at home.

Please don't tweet a crotch shot!
You shouldn't tweet a girl a crotch shot
Please don't tweet a crotch shot
Put it away!

Please don't tweet a crotch shot!
You shouldn't tweet a girl a crotch shot
Please don't tweet a crotch shot
Put it away!