A liberal application of Hairspray

I like Harry Potter.
I like Hairspray (the musical. Haven't seen the John Waters original.)
I occasionally dabble in parody.
I mishear song lyrics, frequently to amusing effect (just ask my husband how Lesley and the Rev. Blue Jeans are, sometime.)
I wish I had thought of this. Darn it, darn it, darn it, I wish I had thought of this.

Not the only, nor even the first, Good Morning, Baltimore parody featuring Voldemort on the nets. But the unrivalled best, no room for argument, in terms of lyrics, performance, and production. Enjoy, ye Potter nerds!

(Alert: Innuendo aplenty. Don't share with the kiddos without first reviewing it yourself.)