Canon Fodder

This from our local arts and entertainment weekly. I have to admit it made me laugh:

No, Muslims don't believe that Jesus was the messiah. Think of it like a movie. The Torah was the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qu'ran comes out and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There's still Jesus, be he's not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn't shown up yet. Jews liked the first movie, but ignored the sequels. Christians think you need to watch the first two movies, but the third one doesn't count. Muslims think the third movie was the best, and the Mormons liked the second one so much that they started writing fan-fiction that doesn't fit with any of the series of the canon.