Dressing to Advantage

Or, why clarification in writing is sooo important:

Our daughter's troop is currently busy with the annual cookie sale. This item was on a list of safety rules included with the sales material:

Wear the...membership pin and/or clothing.

One would certainly hope so.

In a similar vein, the following is an official rule of fencing:

No undressing on the strip.

Because those sword blades on bare skin, y'know...they can really hurt.

Enough preteen humor for one day. Signing off.