Perfectly without Standards

I've been playing with Haiku recently. I was mulling over the phenomenon in which non-believing critics point out the flaws in the religiously observant, and came up with the following:

A religious man
Always falls short. Atheist,
he can never fail.

A bite at the Apple

Haven't had much time for putting together a decent post recently (although I am working on a parody -- let's hope it sees the light of day before it becomes irrelevant), but I did run across this little video tidbit from Fr. Johannes M. Schwarz of the tiny principality of Liechtenstein :