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According to the Sydney Morning Herald (April 3), a woman survived an attack by a 2.5 meter saltwater crocodile in a Northern Territory national park when her husband jumped on the reptile's back and wrestled her free. The spirit of Steve Irwin lives on! H/T Fark.com.

Remarks Hon. Son #1,
"Now, if that had happened here in Georgia [Okay, so we don't have crocs. Would a good-sized 'gator do?] the guy woulda put a couple slugs into the varmint, and his wife woulda cooked it up for him for dinner."