DWI = Didn't want it -- in the news

Since Mel Gibson knocked the Middle Eastern wars
off the front page, I thought it was time for a
little music . . . .


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"My Own Worst Enemy" by Dminor
To the tune of "My Own Worst Enemy" (Apologies to the group "Lit")

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call Jews that
I can't remember that you said you'd throw the book at me

chorus: Please tell me --- please tell me why
The Press is in the front yard
and I've got some orange clothes on
Bars are in the window --- all right
My rep's gone -- gone

verse:
It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Tho' I make films that sell, that people see religiously
But hanging out in bars is fun and
there's a young nymphet --- still yearning

chorus: Please tell me why --- my car is in the impound
I've got some orange clothes on
My picture's on the gossip --- web site
my rep's gone -- gone

[guitar solo]

Please tell me why the press is in the front yard
and I've got some orange clothes on
Bars are in the window --- all right
its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Tho' I make films that sell, that people see religiously

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didnt mean to call Jews that

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So I ask - doesn't everyone know someone who has
said or done things while they were drunk that they wished they hadn't?

Brittany Spears says "I do!"

Dminor